Please excuse the mess, I wasn't expecting you.
I absolutely love when you say hello to me, the ask box is right over there.
Stay as long as you'd like.
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- waitress: what would you like to drink
- me: the blood of my enemies
- waitress:
- me:
- waitress:
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- waitress: is pepsi okay?
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if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD OH MY GOD
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pygmy hippopotamuses is cuties.
I want a hippo wtf.
Dear God. House Hippos. They’re real.
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Two months ago, my RA posted a bunch of dumb pickup lines all over our doors, and mine was the alphabet one. I was in a bad mood because of he-who-shall-not-be-named, and I just walked into my room, sat down, and thought “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn’t. Fuck U and I.”
I just thought about it again tonight. Good God, I’m clever. That’s like, something you would see written over top of a vintage Tumblr photo. Am I right? Can I get that patented? I mean, wow! That is pure gold!
I should go to bed…
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Going through my closet the other day, I came to the conclusion that I make a very attractive criminal. I just want to walk down a field and fist pump.
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I Can Go The Distance - Darren Criss
You did it, Darren. You did it
